As the local paper has been churning out some amusing stories of late, I have felt it only correct to provide links to the best of them below. I will aslo provide links to other news which i feel is of benefit to the masses.
This site is still far from completition so be sure to check back here on regular intervals or else face the wrath of Zod!
World War Three Breaks
2002 - Changing the surface of
the South Docks from unexploded bombs to badly maintained beards
- Back once again with the Smurfs main foe
I am beginning to think this news page is a waste of time as all the updates (all 1 a month) are put on the frontpage and this column is usually just full of pointless crap such as this so I may restructure the site but then I may not because it would take fucking ages.
There will be updates soon but in the meantime visit gareths excellent guide to the scenic dreamland of ynysforganuk and then finish your day off buy have a superb bedroom fitted by Spacesaver designs.
- Arfon hits the capital and Wales win
Pics taken yesterday during our day out in the Eastern Block can be seen here.
- Update from Fiesta Street
Other developments include Arfon has been nominated to become the national coach of Wales (see here) and there was mass inebriation at a Swans game (see here). Also forthcoming events include a visit to the pretty shitty by the man himself, Arfon Haines Davies!!!! I will keep you updated so you all know when and where to be to get an autograph with him.
- No more uploading pics of kangaroo balls and no more Tony Petty.
I fucking hate you Tony Petty!
Yes, it's true, tony Petty ahs left Swansea for the last time so the assasination attempt will take place elsewhere and the fans have finally got the club back! However, the battle is still not over so go here and see what you can do to help.
These are bad times for jacks throughout the universe so we must work together and think and act as one so with this in mind, the first person to ram a cheesegrator up Tony Petty's and Mike Lewis' asses wins a free Street Hawk watercolour set and signed picture drawn by me of Arfon Haines-Davies eating a pastie behind the Northbank.
- Huge £1.50 win on the horses
SS permitting, I am hoping to upload all of the pics taken down under within 6 days so call back soon and leave some sort of opinion on the feedback page as the boards are as active as Slipon in the shagging stakes at the moment.
- Happy New Year Fruit Bats
The second installments of Oz pics have been added here featuring some of the best kangaroo pics you are likely to see. Other things of note include the Swans pages being updated here and me returning to the gym in a bid to go from a mammoth crow to medium large.
- Mighty White Christmas
The first installments of pics from the Oz jaunt can be seen here and an update on the SCFC situation and a petition can be seen here so go there and do your bit for the Swansea cause and also sign the guestbook as its beginning to look like Slipons sex diary again.
- Grilling to chilling my balls
For some reason we have returned to this hole we call home if anyone can tell me why please let me know and for those of you who wish to see the pics from down under call back soon as I cannot be arsed to put them up today as the dogs have left the farmyard...
- Shit left on the doorstep so as they say in Llandow, ciau for now
To keep you busy I have added a page on the Mumbles Railway and also for you Penlaners and Sherman Tanks a location page.
Please keep the feedback coming in as I love it! Throw another cockle on the barbey cuntox!
- Ribena instead of Carling on the night of a Swans game
Some pictures from last week's marches and of what we spent the boycott money on can be seen here. I am aiming to get most of the 3/8th finished pages online this week so keep an eye out and if anyone would like to see anything added to the site before I get bitten in half by crocodile and chinese burned by a kangaroo let me know.
- Tony Petty must be killed (or go on his own accord)
More updates to come before we depart for Oz on the 29th, so ensure you call back a bit later.
- A rocking sikh, Geldof and Hull
First of all the site did that well known Irish Teabag impersonater Bob Geldof a favour by helping to locate Peter Singh alias the Rocking Sikh to play at his birthday party and then perhaps best of all this site was voted '5th best non Hull City site' by suprisingly enough a Hull City site. A page displaying these acheivements can be seen here.
Also, the Swans pages have been updated with some amusing pics of Swansea's visit to kidderminster added here. Oh, and SS's hamster has fucking escaped! That's now 2 Russian hamsters bought and 2 Russian hamsters escaped and an end to my days of playing hamster Big Brother.
- Survived the Swansea Bay 10k!
A report of the said race and pics can be seen here and a few new pics have been added in various secret locations and some are invisible for extra amusement.
I am intending to add a shitload of updates this week so be sure to call back on a regular basis and keep the feedback coming cheeseballs!
- Teabag tracked down!
I have also added a page featuring some of my 'lost' days of last year. To see some pics taken at last year's Glastonbury festival go here.
- Still September but not shitfaced
I have found no dead cats on my wall or dead foxes in my garden but have set up an updates list which you can all (no discrimination on Thursdays) join by going here. Keep calling back as there things on the horizon. Also check out the Ginger Elvis guide to all that's worth knowing on Mayals here.
Oh, and I have put a pic I took earlier near Kilvey Hill here.
- September and shitfaced
I'm not even going to bother mentioning the feedback.
- Refreshed Raven
Recent updates include: A new swansea RFC page added, a new gallery page added (send me your pics, drawings and poems you barstewards!), the Swans and Swancam pages updated and a Location page added which doesn't work...yet.
Oh, and the feedback is still shit.
- Spread the Word
The updates have been as slow as the feedback this month but hopefully this will change in the forthcoming weeks. If there is anything you would like to see on the site mail me and I will do my best to deliver.
- This will be a day long remembered
- Updated after a day spent grilling
- Site prepares for its 56th anniversary
Despite all this though the feedback has been utter crap so get writing people even if it is only to comment on Zod's beard
- After the initial enthusiasm the interest in the site cools like
Teabag's nards between the seasons of Summer and Fall
Despite these distractions i have managed to add a few new pages to the site and have aquired the roving eye and writings talents of the Master of the Hetti - some of whom's works can be seen by clicking on the links on the left - so be sure to call back on a regular basis and for fucks sake leave a message mun!
- The alcohol appeal hits me hard, but the price of beer in Paris
has hit me harder
I have also added a mailing list to the site as for some reason the message board has proved about as popular as Zod is with charities.
- Site made nearly worthy of a visit by the French Tourist Office
(or the cops)
*STOP PRESS* Lobster wars have broken out in Gower. Rest assured this site will be covering the wars pinch by boil so keep checking back for the latest reports and exclusive interviews by those involved and with veterans of the Cockle Wars that took place in the same arena a few years back.
- Site made remotely interesting #2
I have also added a new board so please leave a message even if it abuse as at the moment its as empty as Zod's sex diary.
- Site made remotely interesting
A info page has been added at last and some of the links from that page have also been added so check it out homes.
- Slip sliding to Mainland Europe
The envelope contained 3 rail tickets for the train to Paris on 14/6/01. Normally this kind of jaunt would be undertaken in Zod's mirror but the mortal form of transport worked out $.045 cheaper so the train it is!
- The universe rejoices
The Nepalese royal family perform a ritual suicide in honour, Clydach market slash the prices on their imitation Reebok pump trainers and the General Bob Slipon squeezes out his 31st wank of the day.
Happy days indeed.