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Sri Lanka.

2001/2002 fixture list. Before agreeing to going to Uncle Bill's swinging party in West Cross, consult this page to ensure the mighty Swans aren't playing.

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All manner of shit that doesn't fit into any of the sections above.


October 2001 - The Swansea Rallies & Day of the Dweebs
As discussed in greater (and more sensible) detail elsewhere, the arrival of moustached, jellied eel shagging cockmag Tony Petty as chairman of SCFC and his subsequent actions did not go down too well with the citizens of Swansea and various protests were made including a mass culling of dwarf moustached cockneys and a few marches aswell.

The photo's of the cullings and accurate artist impressions are currently unavailable but some pics taken during the night and day of the marches can be seen below:

March #1 - NIce colours even if it does look the photo has been taken by Oliver Reed.

March #2 - A huge crows gathered to see Teabag dive from the top of the castle into the pond on the left.

The queue for the Family Value sale in the store on Oxford Street streched East as far as Prague

Where ever there is a major event, there is nigel and his camcorder and a few eagles - always

After spending all week doing anti petty stuff, unlike some I wasn't going to give the pie & mash upside down twat my £10 so instead spent it in the Gari watching Ireland rout the Saes and this guy make strange noises. I think he thought he was watching indoor bowls or Bambi or something.

The 2001 Swansea West jib contest competitors

Hands up who blows goats

The dweebs pretend to be involved in an inter continental karaoke contest.

By the use of 2 fingers, Teddy turns Jiffy into a Cheonobyl rabbit

Morgan fucked #1

Morgan fucked #2
Teddy after half a pint

Steve's ex piece makes an unexpected appearance

Ted, failing to pull Steve's ex, slips the shoulder and fucks off to the boiler room of the pub with a few of Pink Ian's friends