Amazing New Device Developed For Desperate Students and Valley Boys!
You poor sods are still in with a sniff!

Dylan Thomas The Worlds First Edible Statue?
I know certain German's love it but being shat on by birds down the docks just isn't our cup of tea, geddit?

Evening Post Health Warning
Neanderthal clan wreak havoc in Whitewalls and Littlewoods! The Post will never be the same again!

Swansea Jack - Canine Lifesaver Or Evil Alien Pawn?
Startling pictures reveal the truth about our heroic pooch

Cockles....THE TRUTH REVEALED
Scrumptious Saturday Scran or Mutated Mucus Molluscs? YOU DECIDE!