night out in the Shitty City
(A poem in six stanzas) - by Johnsy
Sheila who squats in Penlan
thirsted for the cock of some man
so she smeared her tits
with cockles and chips
and her twat with some fish from a can
Barmpot was out on the town
Full of sherry and cheap Merrydown
He sniffed "Cockle Surprise"
His cock started to rise
His mingeometer had not let him down
grabbed her and ran for the taxi
a shit coloured brown Austin Maxi
when she shouted out loud
"You know Luv I'm not proud
If you want you can scuttle my Jacksey!!"
Shiela was less than discrete
As two bystanders watched from the street
She called out "Slipon Zod
If you fancy my bod
or if not I'll have you Teabag Pete"
starting to sober thought "Wooah!"
Shag her? The answer is "NO!"
I'm no Pantslord Jones
about that make no bones
I'd rather shag any old Smutto!
moral is hereby presented
Your mingeometer will act demented
If the girl it points out
manufactures her clout
and her minge with tinned fish has been scented!