cockles are marine gastropoidical invertebrates (Cockleus Snobocus Snotticus).
They are usually harvested in coastal areas where the local inhabitants
have nothing else to eat.
a delicacy in such places as Korea and Nepal has pushed the price of
the comman cockle up to such a level that the usual consumer has had
to resort to eating the next best thing....white dogshit.
The financial incentive
for cockle gatherers is such now that frequent bloodthirsty battles
break out on the beaches near Crofty and Ferryside.
The situation has
calmed somewhat since last December when Penclawdd Parish Council hired
12 Chechnyan Mercenaries to protect the valuable sacks of freshly snared
shellfish from marauding cocklesnachers.
trained nurses attend Swansea Market ready to give mouth-to-mouth
to white dogshit overdose cases.