SWANSEA JACK.....LIFESAVING POOCH OR INNOCENT PAWN OF EVIL ALIENS?
Another ground-breaking expose.....

LOOK CLOSELY! THEY ARE AMONG US!!!!
All might seem perfectly normal in this photograph of South Wales legend "Swansea Jack" and his handler Lenoard Stiffy. Closer examination though, reveals some STARTLING information...for instance, why is that young boy not wearing anything on his feet? He'll catch his death....Hasn't he ever heard of Clydach Market? And why has he got his arms crossed in that protective manner?

The answer may lie with that dark, sinister figure near the arches behind. An obvious paedophile from Cardiff waiting to pounce on the vulnerable shoeless one.......Most STARTLING of all, look very closely at the house in the background, into the top left window, there is a topless middle aged female woman weilding a Martian radar antennae probably intent on calling down extra-terrestrial hordes to rent havoc and destruction upon the Earth while raping our wives and ravishing our sheep.