What it says above.

Click on the link above for a brief history of the best club in Wales and East
Sri Lanka.

2001/2002 fixture list. Before agreeing to going to Uncle Bill's swinging party in West Cross, consult this page to ensure the mighty Swans aren't playing.

Results / Reports
This is where you will find reports of matchdays and occasions reports of the match itself and the results.

Pub Guide
Probably the most accurate and well researched section of this site. Click here for a guide to all the worst pubs in the Vetch proximetry.

As you would no doubt be aware, there are far better Swans sites available. Here are the best of them

If you have any compliments or criticisms to make about this section of the site please leave a message

All manner of shit that doesn't fit into any of the sections above.


April 20th - Jack Army.net End of Season Celebrations
I am still too destroyed to write anything here except for avoid cockles and laverbread!

The Welsh breakfast was wolfed down by the quiffmeister....

...but made into a replics of Swansea Bay seabed by me

"Will you help me kiss"

Some Swansea nutters and 2 Belgian nutters who travelled from Kortijk to watch Swans play Torquay??? TOP BLOKES!

2 tattoo's and 2 felt tip drawings by Nomad's girlfriend

Swansea Male Maternity Roadshow at the Mel Nurse Bar

Griff with Glam Rock star Dai Goldenshower prior to his half time gig

2 pints downed in less than 2 minutes gained even Jesus' (bottom left pic) approval..

...and was given it's rightfull salution by all who viewed the event..

...except for the barmaid who was for some reason furious with me taking pictures of her clearing up a customers vomit

Who is this woman and why do I have a picture of her?

Nothing to do with the Swans and taken a few days ago but suitable for use on this page