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Mate of the month
For being a grape and for making England worse than 15 Normans. OR WELL DONE MATE! GOOD AS GOLD!

State of the month
The Plumber Electric Ryall Jones for being a bald c*** and for chip panning my dog

International
State of the month
The Deano: Now the biggest state in the Southern Hemisphere and sleeping in a dingo's bed.

Pub of the month
The Office: For installing a wax version of the Chip Pan in the DJ Box.

Move of the month
English defence strategy

Meet The Cowboys
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Cracking
Peter Carol
Crow
Roger Varney
Kerry King
Tonto
Deano
Budge
Wiggy
Russell Davies


Tonto

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1. Name/Nickname(s):
Tonto

2. E-mail address:
[email protected]

3. Location/Occupation:
Driving the Ospreys Cowboys Mobile

4. First ever Ospreys game:
Driving the Ospreys Cowboys mobile to Narbeth

5. Best Ospreys moment ever:
Driving the Ospreys Cowboys Mobile with all the members in it

6.Worst Ospreys moment ever:
Missing some of the games because I was on strike

7. Favourite Ospreys player:
Lyn 'The Lip' Jones

8. Favourite hobbies (aside from swilling):
Striking and looking after my 9 kids

9. Favourite drink (aside from bow):
Diesel

10. Favourite food (aside from laverbread) :
Cheese and beetroot sandwiches

11. Favourite pub/club:
The Glamorgan Arms

12. Favourite Curryhouse:
None - I only eat cheese and beetroot sandwiches

13. Favourite band/song:
Chubby Brown /Who The Fuck Is Elvis?

14. Favourite Massage Parlour:
My wife

15. Favourite touring destination & why:
The M4 as I love driving when I'm not on strike

16. Person you'd most like to swill with:
Nigel Mansel & Arthur Scargill

17. Person you'd like to knock clean out:
Margeret Thatcher

18. Suggestions for this website:
More pics of The Ospreys Cowboys Mobile

19. Your message to the world:
Strike out and don't drink and drive too much


OSPREYS COWBOYS - SWILL HARD, DRILL HARD & STAY WARM!