1. Name/Nickname(s):
'CRACKING'
2. E-mail address:
'[email protected]'
3. Location/Occupation:
' I AM A INNOCENT CONVICT LIVING IN SWANSEA NICK'
4. First ever Ospreys game:
'NARBERTH AWAY'
5. Best Ospreys moment ever:
'WATCHING WIGGY THROWING UP OVER THE LINES MAN AT THE BATH
GAME'
6. Worst Ospreys moment ever:
'BEING STRETCHERD OFF WHILST ON SKY SPORTS'
7. Favourite Ospreys player:
'OZZIE THE OSPREY'
8. Favourite hobbies (aside from swilling):
'BUNGEE JUMPING FROM HELICOPTERS IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC'
9. Favourite drink (aside from bow):
'A YARD OF GOLD LABEL'
10. Favourite food (aside from laverbread) :
'RAW UNSKINNED ALSATIAN WITH COCKLES'
11. Favourite pub/club:
'THE FULL MOON NEATH/SWANSEA'
12. Favourite Curryhouse:
'ALSATIAN GRILL END OF THE KINGSWAY'
13. Favourite band/song:
'IRON MAIDEN PHANTOM OF THE OPERA'
14. Favourite Massage Parlour:
'STUDIO 95 THE BLACK SECTION'
15. Favourite touring destination & why:
'GLASGOW FULL OF HARD SWILLIN JIMMYS'
16. Person you'd most like to swill with:
'MERVYN DAVIES ON THE LIONS TOUR OF 1971'
17. Person you'd like to knock clean out:
'BEN COHEN AND ON HIS FRONT LAWN WHILST THE NEIGHBOURS WATCH'
18. Suggestions for this website:
'MAKE THE SUPPORTERS FEEL AT HOME PLAY SLAYER'
19. Your message to the world:
''HAPPINESS IS BEING WELSH AND BEING PROUD OF THAT'
