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Mate of the month
For being a grape and for making England worse than 15 Normans. OR WELL DONE MATE! GOOD AS GOLD!

State of the month
The Plumber Electric Ryall Jones for being a bald c*** and for chip panning my dog

International
State of the month
The Deano: Now the biggest state in the Southern Hemisphere and sleeping in a dingo's bed.

Pub of the month
The Office: For installing a wax version of the Chip Pan in the DJ Box.

Move of the month
English defence strategy

Meet The Cowboys
Click on the names below
Cracking
Peter Carol
Crow
Roger Varney
Kerry King
Tonto
Deano
Budge
Wiggy
Russell Davies


Crow

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1. Name/Nickname(s):
'Crow'

2. E-mail address:
'[email protected]'

3. Location/Occupation:
'Sydney Eastern Bloc/Drilling roos'

4. First ever Ospreys game:
'Munster at St. Helen's I think'

5. Best Ospreys moment ever:
'Where do I start? The cellar at the Gnoll...Lyn Jones in the dungeon with those 2 birds and the steel rod...Cracking being stretchered off live on SKY...Cracking leaving a log on that bus stop in Llanelli...Peter Carol being shagged by the rotweiler in the Full Moon...Peter Carol collapsing over that wall opposite the Gnoll...S4C's coverage of the Cowboys v The Blues 2004...BBC's coverage of Cracking at Glasgow 2004...Swiping the tramps blanket...The numerous emails read out on the radio...Mark Ferry stopping the Irish ferry because he told the captain Deano had fallen overboard and that he had seen him bobbing past his cabin when really Dean was at the bar....the list is endless!'

6. Worst Ospreys moment ever:
'Leaving the bag containing a 6ft inflatable shark and 2 cowboy hats at Dubai airport on the way to watch Wales in RWC 2003. Allah knows what the Shieks who found it thought of that...'

7. Favourite Ospreys player:
'Cracking'

8. Favourite hobbies (aside from swilling):
'Being a pirate around the world and drilling metal sheep in Canberra'

9. Favourite drink (aside from bow):
'Allbright and The Moose'

10. Favourite food (aside from laverbread) :
'Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle & Poached Wasp'

11. Favourite pub/club:
'The Old Duke (Swansea) and The Full Moon (Neath)/Jubbly's Nightclub (Swansea)'

12. Favourite Curryhouse:

'Alsation Grill'

13. Favourite band/song:
'Dido - Don't leave home/Slayer - Dead Skin MASKKKKKK'

14. Favourite Massage Parlour:
'Sunday tea time session at Bunnies'

15. Favourite touring destination & why:
'Edingburgh, Eastern Europe, Australia - Great places to go for a swill and full of states!'

16. Person you'd most like to swill with:
'DJ Tony Spielberg, Peter Singh The Rocking Sikh and Tea Cosie Pete, Legend Of The street'

17. Person you'd like to knock clean out:
'Stephen Hawkings'

18. Suggestions for this website:
'Close it down so I don't have to keep updating the fucking thing!'

19. Your message to the world:
''Believe in fate and states and most importantly of all...STAY WARM!'


OSPREYS COWBOYS - SWILL HARD, DRILL HARD & STAY WARM!