1. Name/Nickname(s):
'Listen right, Texas Pete or Peter Carol is what my name is
right'
2. E-mail address:
'[email protected]'
3. Location/Occupation:
'Eh? Listen right, Dynevor Nursing Home I live in right and
I'm retired from the busses'
4. First ever Ospreys game:
'Listen right, I've been to all the games and drunk in all
the pubs right!'
5. Best Ospreys moment ever:
'You what? Scottish whiskey is the best glass of malt'
6. Worst Ospreys moment ever:
'Listen right, being shagged by that big dog in the Full Moon
wasn't good and that clown in Glasgow who ran over my hate'
7. Favourite Ospreys player:
'Duncan & Adam Jones - Great locks boys! Great locks right!
8. Favourite hobbies (aside from swilling):
'Hobbies? Swilling and drilling right! I'm also good at darts
and I likes horses'
9. Favourite drink (aside from bow):
'Whiskey and if I've had a bad day at the bookies, turps'
10. Favourite food (aside from laverbread) :
'Pussy'
11. Favourite pub/club:
'Studio 95 Gentleman's Club, best club in Britain right and
The British Legion Club'
12. Favourite Curryhouse:
'You what? Curry? House made of curry? Eh?'
13. Favourite band/song:
'Eh? That Elvis Presley song, Deliah'
14. Favourite Massage Parlour:
'Listen right, I love massage parlours right and when I'm
not gambling or playing darts, you can find me Studio 95,
Park Lane, Cleopatras or Bunnies right!'
15. Favourite touring destination & why:
'Touring destination? Scotland right! I likes whiskey so Scotland.
Mine's a double scotch right he he ha'
16. Person you'd most like to swill with:
'Doris from flat 82'
17. Person you'd like to knock clean out:
'That Nicky.Thatbar'
18. Suggestions for this website:
'Listen Crow right, where are the women right? More women
we want right, more women!'
19. Your message to the world:
'Message to the world? Ha ha next time you see me buy me a
whiskey right and if you're smart, give me a chew ha ha ha
ha'
