2005: Ospreys: Wales #1 Rugby Team (so far)

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Player of the month
Henson for chip panning the Leicester prop and getting a ten week ban from the lawn so that he can go swilling

State of the month
Vicars r us for swilling Apple VKs instead of communion wine

International
State of the month
Raymondo for thinking Swansea was in England and for asking old women 'what the voltage was?' of their Christmas lights

Pub of the month
A blast from the past: The Garibaldi. Still going strong and stilll offering excellent customer service - "what can i get you cunts?"

Meet The Cowboys
Click on the names below
Cracking
Peter Carol
Crow
Roger Varney
Kerry King
Tonto
Deano
Budge
Wiggy
Russell Davies

25/1/2006 - Ospreys Cowboys Hotline
0845 394 1937 is the number to call if you want to arrange a date with Mark Ferry or need to contact the Cowboys about swilling/charity work/buying chip pans/buying grapes/found mobile phones/found tickets etc


December has been horrific even for the most ardent Elton John fan

28/12/2005 Back to Basics - Back to Basics
Pics of the far from Absolute Definate Success that was the December games can now be seen here. Lyn, get the players chasing chickens and lifting logs ASAP

28/11/2005 The Lost Games/Phones/Tickets Series
Some pics of the Millennium stadium lawn and some pics of the Cowboys swilling whilst watching Wales in the Autumn series can now be viewed here.

Another Absolute Definate Success - Cowboy on the catwalk
Congratulations to Ryall 'Electric' Jones on his first ever modelling job (pic here). It seems - much to the Plough and Harrow's delight - Pigeon's days as a plumber will be coming to an end! Well done MATE!

Gloucester and Bath pics now online
To see some pics of the absolute definate successes that were the Gloucester and Bath swilling sessions, click here


The Cowboys join Slayer in the battle to top the DVD charts

21/9/05 - Single #2 You Are The Prey OUT NOW
For a short of what to expect, click the word link: link


The Cowboys singing Slayer's Angel of Death before the Leinster game

5/9/05 - Cowboys in the 2005/6 Season
Pics taken during the 2005/6 season will be displayed at this link


The Cowboys pictured outside Ty Olwen Hospice

27/3/05 - More Updates
Once again, people have been asking all the time, people have been phoning, msn'ing and texting and people have been getting so leathered they end up in hospital, so the following pages have been added:
The Charity Work
The Dream Team
Cowboys Climb Crib Goch - The Movie
The Beginning
The Ospreys Cowboys Season 2004/5

24/8/05 - New Cowboy's Profiles Added
The people were asking all the time and now they are finally here:
Tonto
Deano
Budge
Wiggy
Russell Davies


The Ospreys beat Edinburgh and the Cowboys beat 2 drums

27/3/05 - Celtic League Champions!
After only just recovering from the swilling that followed Wales' Grand Slam heroics, the cowboys are in bits again after seeing the Ospreys win the Celtic League on Friday night. Some pics of the night can be seen here. Big congratulations to Lyn Jones and the players on their triumph!


The All Whites: 1992 World champions

27/3/05 - Classic Rugby DVD's On Ebay
Visit ebay and and type in "ospreyscowboys" to see a range of vintage rugby footage (including Swansea v Australia) now available on DVD.


Where are the pics? The players are asking!

16/3/05 - For the people who were asking...
All the pics taken from the Cowboys formation to the present day can now be seen here.


Texas Pete on his way to Littlewoods for the 9 items breakfast

9/2/05 - NEW Profiles Added
Meet Mark Ferry, Texas Pete and more of the cowboys by clicking the links on the left. More to come.........


The Cowboys at Abbey Road Studios

15/2/05 - Cowboys Rock Video
To view the video for the platinum selling chart buster 'Ospreys Rock', 'right click' and select 'save target as' on this link

14/2/05 - Cowboys Q & A
FAO all you cowboys or wannabe cowboys out there, put down the can of bow, turn off the slayer and fill in the Q & A. Roger Varney has managed to stop swilling long enough to enter his here. Don't forget to email a pic of yourself here

9/2/05 - NEW Cowboys Site & Megastore
After a good few months off swilling, this site is now in the middle of a major revamp which when finished will include a new design, a new shop and many other new features so call back soon to see all these new items and to see if your interpretation of the word 'soon' is similar to our own. KEEP CONSUMING!


The Cowboys still standing after swilling hard in Glasgow!

9/10/05 - IMPORTANT NEWS - Cowboys go into hibernation
This site will be going into hibernation for the next 6.3 weeks at least as the webmaster spreads the Ospreys word and gets seriously inebriated on the West Coast of Australia. For anyone interested in seeing regular updates of the Cowboys charity work and consumption, bookmark the following pages:
Cracking's Latest Ospreys Cowboys Pics
Cracking's Ospreys Cowboys Charity Events
Cracking's Archive Ospreys Cowboys Pics

Cracking's Ospreys Cowboys All Star XV

13/10/04 - Ospreys Cowboys Dream Team (2nd XV)
Well the current team Lyn has constructed has turned into something of a dream team but these are very, very talented people and deserve a place in the squad:
Cowboys Dream Team

4/10/04 - Still Wales' #1...
"Stop the ship, Deano has fallen overboard" trip to Ireland and some pics from the Glasgow game can now be seen here

19/9/04 - Flying High! We are Wales #1!
Some pics taken during the victories against Munster and Llanelli and the rout over the Eastern Bloc blues can now be seen here

23/8/04 - Bowling Night a Hit!
The Ospreys Cowboys would liek to thank everyone who attended the bowling night last night. Julian Allsop (pictured above) won Dragon OZ with a score of 187 but everyone in attendance had a good time and a tidy sum was raised for Ty Olwen Cancer Hospice! We look forward to more gatherings in the future.

112/8/04 - Watch out Boyzone!
Here's the Ospreys Cowboys!
The Ospreys Cowboys Charity CD single will be available at our Ty-Olwen Megabowl night on Sunday the 22nd August starting at 4pm . Costs are £1 shoe hire, £1.50 per game (unlimited) and a one off donation of £1 child and £2 adult. All monies raised will be donated to Ty-Olwen Cancer Hospice.

2/8/04 - NEW Unofficial Ospreys forum added
A new forum has been added. Feel free to discuss anything you like vaguely Ospreys related without fear of a 1 year band/suspension.

31/7/04 - Ospreys take to the sky
Pics of the Cowboys recent chairty bungee jump in aid of Ty Olwen can now be seen in the photos section.

1/7/04 - Scrum V's coverage of Glasgow game in stills
For those of you abroad or without tv's, the pics of the well documented trip to Glasgow can be seen here.

28/4/04 - The Consumption so far
Some pics covering the season so far have now been added to the photos section. More to come when the season ends and the crow settles down under.

16/4/04 - Veteran Cowboy Peter Caroll finest hours
Pics (well a pic) of the Borders game, the Cowboys taking a break from drinking mineral water and some pics of Peter Caroll's finest sexual hour, can be seen here.

5/4/04 - Next Season's Ospreys Kit Revealed
EXCLUSIVE - Click here to see next season's home and away kits

30/3/04 - No more Peter's Pies for Gareth Edwards
Click here to see an exclusive revelation from Gareth Edwards


European consumption here we come!

29/3/04 - Ole Ole Ole THAT bar! THAT bar!
Another fine weekend for Ospreys fans as Wales destroy the Italians, the Ospreys rout the Eastern Bloc Blues and S4C decide the spend 80 minutes filming the Cowboy instead of the game. Click here to see some of the pics.

11/3/04 - The Cowboys Consumption Continues...
Click here to see pics from the Ospreys' games against the Dragons and Warriors and pics of Wales v Scotland and Wales v France.

16/2/04 - The Cowboys Roll onto the WWW
Hello and welcome to the new(ish) www.ospreyscowboys.co.uk! Some Osprey eyed readers may have noted that we actually rolled onto the www some days ago but we thought after the 1 year ban and subsequent reinstation received from the Official Site, we should begin afresh...so, here we are!

Please note, this site is still under construction so please bookmark us and call back. In the meantime, if you have any comments or suggestions on what you would like to see incorporated on the site
e-mail us here


OSPREYS COWBOYS - STAY WARM & SWILL HARD!