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Mate of the month
For being a grape and for making England worse than 15 Normans. OR WELL DONE MATE! GOOD AS GOLD!

State of the month
The Plumber Electric Ryall Jones for being a bald c*** and for chip panning my dog

International
State of the month
The Deano: Now the biggest state in the Southern Hemisphere and sleeping in a dingo's bed.

Pub of the month
The Office: For installing a wax version of the Chip Pan in the DJ Box.

Move of the month
English defence strategy

Meet The Cowboys
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Cracking
Peter Carol
Crow
Roger Varney
Kerry King		 Tonto
Deano
Budge
Wiggy
Russell Davies

May 2004 Glasgow - Heinekin Cup qualification and a broken arm are secured

Most of the scenes below have already been featured on Scrum V and anti-alcohol adverts but incase you missed them, here they are again:
It's daylight so true to form, Texas Peter Caroll gets the swilling under way Texas Pete - absolutely leathered but still able to stand at 10am
A small breeze blows Peter's hat off but he fails to realise until a car runs over it "No Peter, Glasgow Borders do not play at Celtic Park"
The cowboys link up with more Ospreys fans Lyn unveils his new tactic of having 2 hookers at the line out
"Guiness: good stuff" "Guiness: good stuff 2"
"Guiness: good stuff 3" The team (and fan in welsh boxer grits)) celebrate qualification
Shane Williams joins the Cowboys... ...while Duncan Jones tries to emulate Peter Caroll
Broken arm but still the consumption continues After drinking to excess once again, Peter Caroll finally passes out midway through eating his wedges with tabasco sauce
The cowboys 5 star Glasgow accomodation Despite being blasted, the cowboys were popular with all in Glasgow

2003/2004 Season Review
The Ospreys get off to another flyer with a win against Munster at St Helens in the Celtic League... ...where for the first time ever, Neath and Swansea fans cheered as one
The superb early form continued at Bridgend with a win against the Warriors.... ....but rainy times soon appeared as the Ospreys went on a 10 match losing streak...
....where most of the entertainment was provided by a large bird and a man in a cowboy hat. ....but fortunately the booze got us through it!
Ospreys 'Gorrilas' watch Wales beat Italy and secure progression to the knock out stages at Canberra... ...and then watch Wales put on the best performance in years but narrowly lose out to the All Blacks in Sydney
....and then watch Wales outscore the World Champions 3 trys to 1 but still lose in Brisbane The losing run continued after the World Cup but the consumption continued...
....and after the horse with no name showed the ospreys the way forward.... ...and Heineken Cup qualification was soon ours

16/4/04 Ospreys 60 Borders 7
The day starts in traditional manner - in the pub! after his failed attempt of trying to pull the blonde barmaid in the Cricketers, Peter Caroll finally got some sexual action in the Full Moon, Neath
Peter Caroll once again lets the side down by collapsing after 6hrs in the pub A rare pic featuring no alcohol...
A rare pic - Peter Caroll with no booze Another rare pic involving no alcohol
The Scrum V interview is halted as Shane Williams is thanked by the Cowboys for his superb performance A not so rare pic - Peter Caroll hits the deck again!

Gareth Edwards after seeing the Ospreys trounce the Blues


27/3/04 - Wales 44 Italy 10
Despite getting in for free and getting great seats, we still didn't actually see much of the game due to Wales' dominance ....and 'rock' wales certainly did
Steve Hansen get's a good send off and the cowboy is surprisingly nowhere to be seen on the pitch this wheelbarrow was about as much use as the Italian team (except for their 9 by all accounts)
a great day out was ended with a few soft drinks... ....which affected some more than others

18/3/04 - Ospreys 26 Warriors 11
Guts, blood and sheer determination gets the Ospreys their 5th win out of 6 Budge hits the coke again
Osprey Cowboys
Cwmbwrla Branch		 Come on, come on...I'm the leader of the Ospreys I am!

20/2/04 - Ospreys 24 Dragons 13
international weekend starts here with a game against the Dragons they have even left some of the OAP's out for the game....
...but they had to disguise themselves to get past their carers The Dragons fans were keen to tell us that Mike Ruddock would be next coach of Wales
oh no we ve lost the cameraman for the match lads celebrations in normal style for the ospreys cowboys after a great win

16/2/04 - Wales 23 v Scotland 10

Oh no! The game's at Cardiff not Murrayfield You must be joking if you think I'm paying £42.50 regardless of the World Cup
Don't forget the flag! "Got it!"
"You want to leave off
those vindaloos!" 		Ospreys Cowboys in the area
"Right, get to the bar whilst there's no queue" "Do you know any
Stereophonics mush?"
"Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau..." "Who's idea was it to transfer Gareth Llewellyn?"
It's just like watching the Ospreys... Casper is off his head again

 

 

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