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Mate of the month
For being a grape and for making England worse than 15 Normans. OR WELL DONE MATE! GOOD AS GOLD!

State of the month
The Plumber Electric Ryall Jones for being a bald c*** and for chip panning my dog

International
State of the month
The Deano: Now the biggest state in the Southern Hemisphere and sleeping in a dingo's bed.

Pub of the month
The Office: For installing a wax version of the Chip Pan in the DJ Box.

Move of the month
English defence strategy

Meet The Cowboys
Click on the names below
Cracking
Peter Carol
Crow
Roger Varney
Kerry King
Tonto
Deano
Budge
Wiggy
Russell Davies


Kerry King

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1. Name/Nickname(s):
'Kerry King'

2. E-mail address:
'[email protected]'

3. Location/Occupation:
'Bonymaen Badlands/Musician with SLAYER'

4. First ever Ospreys game:
'Worcester'

5. Best Ospreys moment ever:
'Sacrifiying 6 goats, 14 pikes and 1 deaf, dumb and blind Turkish woman on the pitch before the Worcester game'

6. Worst Ospreys moment ever:
'Being banned for life for the pre-match sacrifiyng at the Worcester game'

7. Favourite Ospreys player:
'Lyn Jones - Good swiller and driller and awesome on the drums'

8. Favourite hobbies (aside from swilling):
'The Devil, the occult, death metal music, ritual slaughter, sacrifycing Turkish woman, sacrifycing anything, ouiji boards, tattoos, shaving my head and balls, Snaking women, swilling like fuck and mary poppins'

9. Favourite drink (aside from bow):
'The blood of deaf, dumb and blind Croatian woman'

10. Favourite food (aside from laverbread) :
'Croatian woman'

11. Favourite pub/club:
'The Office (Swansea)'

12. Favourite Curryhouse:

'Fucking Alsation Grill man! Retreiver blood in the kitchen, I fucking love it!'

13. Favourite band/song:
'KOOM BAI AH MY LORD '

14. Favourite Massage Parlour:
'Studio 666'

15. Favourite touring destination & why:
'Hell - it rocks!'

16. Person you'd most like to swill with:
'The Dark Lord, Lucifer Satan'

17. Person you'd like to knock clean out:
'Jesus Christ'

18. Suggestions for this website:
'More devil and occult stuff'

19. Your message to the world:
''Get to know your friends, get to know your real friends so that if a stranger comes into town.....you cna fucking kill them! We don't need that kind of shit right?'


OSPREYS COWBOYS - SWILL HARD, DRILL HARD & STAY WARM!