Cairns The view after a 12 hours of excessive alcohol intake	Cairns The view from a 4 star hotel

Cairns The creatures in the toilet of a 4 star hotel	Cairns The toilet cleaner at work

Cairns The toilets in the hostel	Cairns The skipper pretending he is spiderman

Cairns Slipon - the man who has never caught a fish before - displays the biggest fish of the day (the jammy bastard)	Cairns Terry shows of 2 of the smallest fish we caught (one of which is the biggest i caught)

Cairns The distance we would fall if the cable snapped

Cairns Arfon in the rainforest	Cairns Me sunburnt to fuck in the rainforest

Cairns We didn't ge the opportunity to eat Koala...	Cairns Beware of black crocodiles

Cairns Crocodile tastes like chicken (crossed with fish)	Cairns A roo checking out the gonads of a larger roo

Cairns The roo checking out the smell emiting from Slipon's balls	Cairns Aboriginee graffiti artist

Cairns A fat Yank doing Aborginee dancing	Cairns American WW2 amphibean vehicles in the hostel toilets

Cairns Pyramid mountain is guarded by sugar cane	Cairns Calm down ladies!

Whitsundays Slipon managed to circumnavigate fishguard harbour before the skipper re-took control	Whitsundays Slipon manages to look one of the world's greatest beaches look bad

Whitsundays A nice looking..er...sea

Whitsundays Nice jib	Whitsundays Slipon shit himself when he tried snorkelling so remained in this position for the rest of the cruise

Whitsundays General Bob Slipon Zod manages to somehow evade airport security	Whitsundays Nice sunset

Airlie Beach Slipon's deck legs decide to decorate the McDonalds floor	Airlie Beach General Bob Slipon Zod manages to somehow evade airport security

Between Airlie Beach & Brisbane This woman must have followed us from Townhill	The Big Pineapple The excessive amount of pineapples we see begins to take effect

The Big Pineapple A lot of pricks	Steve Irwins Zoo "He is bigger in real life than on the tv"

Steve Irwins Zoo I finally trace my tortoise that ran away when i was 8 and fuck has he grown!	Steve Irwins Zoo Tasmanian Devils - They dont whirlwind around the place, they scuttle instead which is even more amusing

Steve Irwins Zoo The best display in the zoo	Steve Irwins Zoo A roo kipping under a long, chocolate crocodile

Steve Irwins Zoo A crocodile trying to emulate a seal	Steve Irwins Zoo The croc decides to act like a croc again and attempts to maul this loon who has decided to go in his turf

Gold Coast The closes I got to reef without shitting myself	Gold Coast The creatures from the toilets in the hostel in cairns followed us to the East Coast

Gold Coast The exact moment Slipon arrived on Earth	Gold Coast Seal pretending to be a crocodile

Gold Coast Seals pissing about with balls in a pool for fish	Brisbane Where we went the rain followed

Brisbane 1 of 3 pics of Brisbane

Swansea - Wollongong	Canberra	Melbourne

Great Ocean Rd - Adelaide	The Red Centre	The East Coast

	Sydney